Dichotomy of Everything

1. What the f*** are you even doing here? 2. I come bearing gifts. 1. [rustles] Open it.[rustles] – [scoffs] 2. I want you to have that. 2. As a reminder. 1. I don’t need a reminder. 1. The memory of shoving that up your ass makes me laugh at least once a day. 2....
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Education

Good morning, children. Ordinary Wizarding Level examinations. O-W-Ls. More commonly known as OWLs. Study hard and you will be rewarded. Fail to do so, and the consequences may be severe. Your previous instruction in this subject has been disturbingly uneven. But you’ll be pleased to know, from now on… …you will be following a carefully...
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Perspective

I’m speaking from the roof of the Broadcasting Building, New York City. The bells you hear are ringing to warn the people to evacuate the city as the Martians approach. Estimated in last two hours three million people have moved out along the roads to the north, Hutchison River Parkway still kept open for motor...
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Being Different

When I was a kid I hated that I had a common name. Not only was there other people named Mark in my class, my grade, my school but mark is a noun and mark is a verb in the dictionary along with multiple synonyms. In fact, I had such a strong dislike to my...
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How Did i Get Here

Today our Company consists of: Real Estate Brokerage – 12 Brokers and growing Property Management Division – about 25 doors and growing Rehab Company – 2 house revitalized for new memories to be created and growing Real Estate Investment strategies – Helping people monthly and growing And…How did I get here My entrance into the...
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